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PATTY AND PATTY (GRAVY VS. SAUCE)
Patty and Patty discuss the ultimate
Italian debate: "Is it gravy or is it sauce?" .
PATTY AND PATTY (COMARE MALLAGAZA)
When Cookie Carlucci's (Susan Varon) cousin Vinnie the Hump dies in a tragic accident at the sausage factory, the girls attend the wake at Narducci's Funeral Parlor.
PATTY AND PATTY (PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED WHATEVER
The girls complain about all the things you can't eat anymore. "My grandmother used Crisco in everything. Nobody died!"
PATTY AND PATTY (DESPERATELY SEEKING BRUCE)
Down at the Jersey Shore, Patty (Anita Salvate) talks Patty (Marilyn Matarrese) into trying to visit a local rock legend but first the girls have to stop and buy a trays of cookies. "Ya don't wanna come empty handed."
PATTY AND PATTY (WHERE THE BOYS ARE)
"Who the hell wants to meet people? I'm missing' Wheel o' Fortune!!" the girls head out to a single's bar where they meet Mike (Chris DePierro) and Fred (Steve Greenstein).
PATTY AND PATTY (BRITTANY)
Brittany, the new neighbor and has the girls atwitter,
she does makeovers!
"Is your eyeliner Wet 'n' Wild?" "No, but I am!"