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PATTY AND PATTY (DESPERATELY SEEKING BRUCE)

Down at the Jersey Shore, Patty (Anita Salvate) talks Patty (Marilyn Matarrese) into trying to visit a local rock legend but first the girls have to stop and buy a trays of cookies. "Ya don't wanna come empty handed."

PATTY AND PATTY (COMARE MALAGATZ)

Patty and Patty attend the wake Cookie Carlucci's cousin, Alfredo, "Vinnie the Hump" at Narducci's Funeral Parlor.

"Yeah, poor thing. He keeled over at the sausage factory.  He almost fell into the vat!"

PATTY AND PATTY (GRAVY VS. SAUCE)

Patty and Patty discuss the ultimate Italian debate:

"Is it gravy or is it sauce?" 

PATTY AND PATTY (TAP YOUR TROUBLES AWAY)

Patty and Patty® take Miss Gina's "Quaran-tap 'n Twirl" dance class. Ginger Rogers they ain't...

PATTY AND PATTY (WHERE THE BOYS ARE)

"Who the hell wants to meet people? I'm missing' Wheel o' Fortune!!"  the girls head out to a single's bar.

PATTY AND PATTY (BRITTANY)

Brittany, the new neighbor has the girls atwitter, she does makeovers! "Is your eyeliner Wet 'n' Wild?" "No, but I am!"